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மாணவன்: சார், செய்யாத விசயத்துக்கு தண்டனை உண்டா?

ஆசிரியர்: இல்லை. ஏன் கேட்கிறாய்?

மாணவன்: நான் வீட்டுப் பாடம் செய்யலை! அதான் கேட்டேன்

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தானத்தில் பெரிய தானம் எதுடா ?

மைதானம் சார் !


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வேதியல் ஆசிரியர்: ஜோசப், தண்ணீருக்கு கெமிக்கல் ஃபார்முலா என்ன?


ஜோசப்: அது வந்து H I J K L M N O


வே. ஆசிரியர்: என்னா சொல்லவாரே நீ


ஜோசப்: நீங்கதானே டீச்சர் சொன்னீங்க தண்ணீருக்கு H to O என்று. 
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Have a Jolly Day

 



        

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